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My final thoughts about bananas

I want to state that I don't hate or dislike bananas. I only discourage people from eating bananas.

I don't feel strongly about bananas, either. I just happened to feel the need to open three different threads explaining why bananas are bad.

I do not want this forum to turn into a heated argument. I want everyone to share their ideas. You need an open-minded attitude while reading this before concluding anything.

But anyway, as the title indicates, my mind is already made up.

Go mangoes! Down with bananas!
Well i have learned that just because you throw a banana skin at someone you like doesn't mean that you a peal to them, usually they respond with "please stop throwing Banana skins at me".
I'm trying Mango's next to get with the times. :).
I used to love bananas before the old strain died off. They don’t have the same flavor now.
I like bananas. The peels are useful too. Years ago my brother and I tied some peels to my bumper with string and drove down busy streets Mario Kart style. No judging!

@mango-in-my-teeth

You might want to reconsider your stance on bananas. This has the potential to turn into the biggest fight in the history of the lichess forums. Politics and religion are controversial subjects, but this banana hating thread is way more controversial! Moderators, please close this thread before things get out of hand like never before. ;)
@Le_Patzer83 said in #7:
> [...]Politics and religion are controversial subjects, but this banana hating thread is way more controversial! Moderators, please close this thread before things get out of hand like never before. ;)

Have you ever attempted to discuss biology with a vegan?

If you want to kill a party, you must include diet to the list of subjects that will be as reliable as a fire drill.

So no diet, politics and religion conversation. I guess Small Talk is safer.
I lost interest here,

" I just happened to feel the need to open three different threads explaining why bananas are bad."
@bfchessguy said in #8:
> Have you ever attempted to discuss biology with a vegan?
>
> If you want to kill a party, you must include diet to the list of subjects that will be as reliable as a fire drill.
>
> So no diet, politics and religion conversation. I guess Small Talk is safer.

There was a drummer who used to play in my band who was a vegan. He talked about it a lot. He lost a bunch of weight. I didn’t particularly enjoy the foods he would bring to our backyard parties, but it’s all good.

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