¼+0 • UltraBullet • Rated
Black resigned • White is victorious
Polish Opening: Symmetrical Variation
1. b4 b5 2. Bb2 Bb7 3. a3 a6 ... 22 moves
Angelo Diablo had a brain-damaged bonobo named Behaard the retaard. One day Angelo discovered that Behaard was suffering from a priapism. He went to the internet and found a video giving instructions for treating the condition using a fishhook and a turkey baster. Even though he was not a licensed veterinarian, he successfully treated his bonobo's "saluting soldier". He subsequently returned to th…
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