2000+ player resigned in 13 moves :)

http://en.lichess.org/B7xcggOp/black#1

Bxf7 is bad move after castle

Well played game! However, in my game a 2100+ player resigned after only 12 moves!! http://en.lichess.org/SsPYEipW

http://de.lichess.org/fpfYGHFi/black#20 and Im very proud I found the doublecheck + MATE out of nowhere in move 11! - ..against the 700 higher rated 2500 russian GM ... :P - after 40 losses i finally had him tired enough i guess :D

To #1 and #2: what's the point to present it here so proudly? You did not play exceptionally good, your wins were completely granted by your opponents. Everyone makes blunders. Should we make a collection of blunders by strong players?

Ok, I have to face that #1 is actually nice, it has some clear idea based on the not obvious opening mistake. As I know bxf7 or bxf2 (for black) are not the best options in such positions.

2250+ resigns on 2nd move, after being faced with the Bongcloud attack and thus inevitable obliteration.
http://en.lichess.org/SzvrdZ4BiSsd

Is there really any other option when faced with the bongcloud? It should be banned for ruining the fun of chess as it's clearly winning by force.

Hi!
Ignore my ignorance, but seriously what is "bongcloud"?

Its an opening. en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Chess_Opening_Theory/1._e4/1...e5/2._Ke2
e4 then black makes a move then Ke2

Note that the Wiki article says the opening is "dubious". This is plainly biased and utterly unfounded statement. As mentioned before, the opening wins by force...